Carrie: Smith is well aware of the fact that you’re older.
Samantha: Older, not old - and this is old.
What is Britney’s favorite curse word?
Britney, what part of your body does [Simon] think is sexiest?
I love it, even when Ezio is 50 years old he still takes jokes too seriously. Here it’s his finger, later it’s the bombs going kablooy.
WHY AREN’T THERE MORE CATHERINE TATE GIFS
WHAT DID HE EVER DO TO YOU?!