(Source: curiousprocrastinator)
I guess it’s time to become a young earth creationist now.
why would i carry a purse when i have a vagina- nature’s purse
Because it might be a little awkward fishing your phone out of there in public… Or perhaps buying something from a store.
“Oh, hang on a sec, I think I’ve got a couple more coins in there.”
it was a joke
(Source: meafcomics)
(Source: forfollyssake)
I will never not laugh at this.